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MLIA
Today my mom told me that whatever perfume I was wearing, smelt like crap. I then spent the rest of the day debating with myself whether or not to confess to her that I had actually stolen some of hers. MLIA.
Today my aunt and I were talking about the name of her beauty salon. She wanted to call it Curl Up and Dye but thought that might be inappropriate. Her salon is across the street from a funeral home. MLIA
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MLIA
Sunday, at church, during the children’s sermon the Pastor asked “What do you have to do to go to heaven?” Immediately one kid answers “Die.” Everyone burst out laughing for the next five minutes. Greatest children’s sermon ever. MLIA.
Last Night, I went out to dinner with my family. When the 16 year old waitress took our drink orders I ordered a water. Five minutes later when she brought our drinks, I asked if I could get a new water without ice, because I’m allergic to it. Without questioning what I said, she apologized and brought me a new water without ice. My whole family started laughing, she still didn’t get. I have lost all faith in the education system. MLIA
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I still love it.
Today, I threw away my old toothbrush after dropping it in the toilet. Since I did’t have time to run to the store to buy a new one, I used the Star Wars one my friend had gotten me as a gag gift last Christmas. I discovered that it plays the Star Wars theme, complete with quotes from the original movies, while I’m brushing my teeth. I don’t think I’ll have any cavities next time I go to the dentist. MLIA
Today, I told my friend that I was born without feet but doctors were able to take the feet off of dead people and make them into baby feet. When I showed him that my shins were a different color than me feet he was stunned and said “It’s amazing how far medicine has come!” I don’t think I will ever tell him that it’s just a sock tan line. MLIA
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GOD, hahah
ahhaaaa im so mature. :’)
Gonna put some labels on my bedroom switch tonight.
Guess what the labels say? ;)ahhh you have to do it! take a picture to show us all aswell ;)
hihi +1
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Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs… Mum, hi.
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]Acda en de Munnik - Jouw leven lang bij mij
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this greets me every time i turn my cellphone on.
oh, boys! <3
Whehehe cuwl!
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